ass-wipe signal


an -ss-wipe signal is the squirt of urine from your bladder that informs you that your bowels have stopped moving and that it is all right to wipe your -ss.
i just got my -ss-wipe signal from my bladder informing me that it’s all right to wipe my -ss!

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