ass-wiping instructions


patronizing and/or obvious instructions
humble worker: “i just thought you’d want to know that docid # 1390882 in the database won’t convert to pdf.”

jack-ss supervisor: “did you tag it as a conversion error?”

humble worker: “um, yeah… i don’t need -ss-wiping instructions.”

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