Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
a social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. tends to get worse with time. chronic -ssaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all -ssaholics are substance abusers.
-ssaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
christian -ssaholism is a type of strain of -ssaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
-ssaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
-ssaholism -ssa-hawl-ism, -ssa-haw-lick
“i see you’ve done nothing to cure your -ssaholism. next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. that might work better. not.”
“who’s texting you at 2:20am?!”
“oh it’s that -ssaholic i told you about. he thinks i’m going to be his bootycall. not.”
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