assalytics


n. the science of evaluating a persons hind regions, a grading tool for b-tts.
it is clear by judging johnny’s -ssalytics, he is very susceptible to women of large girth.

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  • assativities

    asinine + activities = -ssativities. when common sense and or activities that take place between two or more people go beyond the realm of complete and utter ignorance. the results are damaging to bystanders or p-sser byers. due to the everyday occurrence of -ssativities, all victims are searching for a new hole to crawl into.

  • ASSbury park

    big nj gay hangout. future home of jim mcgreevey and golan cipel. “-ssbury park is so gay the guys on queer eye dont go there!”

  • Ass Cream Sandwhich

    when you put whipped cream on a girls -ss crack and then proceed to eat it. greg put whipped cream on amber’s -ss crack and ate it all! it was an -ss cream sandwhich!

  • assfisting

    the fisting of ones -sshole. “i sh-t all over the place when i was -ssfisting my daughter.” 1 more definition add your own the act of not getting hired when you were better than all of the compet-tion. wow, that chatvilla crew really gave you an -ss fisting when you didn’t get enough votes. f-ckin […]

  • asshatitude

    combining the words -sshat and att-tude: behavior displaying the mindset or perspective of an -sshat. i’m sick of that jerk’s rude, boorish behavior and -sshat-tude.


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