Assassination Fart
when you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. then after it brews in your r-ct-m for a long enough time you take your position to let the -ss-ssination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. this type of fart is specifically cl-ssified by its 100% silent release from the r-ct-m and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
as we played black-ops jake decided to plot and execute a strategic -ss-ssination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
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