Assbead
a bead you shove up your -ss for s-xual pleasure
oh man, give me that -ssbead up my b-tt
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the sad looser at partys, (there’s always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad f-cks and have spent all their money on p-rn mags cos they’ll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. this results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)
f-ck off and stop stealing my drinks you f-cking -ss bead!
that guy’s a f-ckin -ss bead!
f-cking -ss bead stole all my beer!
crusty, your a f-cking -ss bead, buy your own f-cking drinks and f-ck off out of mine!
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