asscar driver


noun – a person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in nascar, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your -ss. this is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.
this guy is so close behind me i can’t even see his headlights. d-mn -sscar driver.

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