asschimp
a loser, lame person.
stop being such an -sschimp and stfu.
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a word or phrase meaning “ma b-tch.” a being or having a someone to do all your dirty work and/or any tasks or ch-r-s that need to be done. mostly a slave to do what is told without any questions asked.
siobhan is my -ss chimp! get away away b-tch!
i am an -ss chimp to sarah! get away b-tch!
-ss monkey says: get away from me u ol’ hag i dont need ur sars!
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