asscrackamaticus
1. a noun used to describe the rear of a beuatiful girl
2. a verb used to desribe something that is very good, excellent
1. beyonce has got the -sscrackamaticus.
2. last night’s party where i jerked it in your girls face was -sscrackamaticus.
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