Assdick

people that are bigger jerks then d-ck but as big enough to be -sshole
a: d-mn richard just kicked me in the chin
b: yah he is -ss d-ck
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the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her -ss directly in alignment with the male’s d-ck. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate s-x, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.
“after suffering through 3 hours of tivo’d entourage i slipped him the -ssd-ck and we were s-xin it in no time.”
this is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.
“grow some b-lls, -ss d-ck!”
adj.
1. a compound word containing the words “-ss” and “d-ck.” when put together, it means to be the ultamite form of an idiot, jerk off, or jack -ss.
2. it can also be used as an expression of excitement.
3. more commonly, it is randomly screamed out to make people look.
1. “wow i can’t believe he was going out with five other girls,” said sydney to felicia. “he is such an -ssd-ck!”

2. “-ssd-ck!” i yelled as the kid knocked my gl-ss over.

3. -ssd-ck! wait what?
an -ssd-ck is a p-n-s that eminates and protrudes from the -ss. those with an -ssd-ck were either born with it, or had it surgically grafted on by a man known only as dr. bob.

the purpose of the -ssd-ck is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other p-n-ses) into the -n-l cavity. when the -ssd-ck senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.
omg that f-g tried to b-ttf-ck me, but luckily my trusty -ssd-ck was able to protect my -n-l virginity.
noun – a d-ck long enough to be tucked into the -sshole slash sphincter.

adjective – a person who is enough of a jerk to be called an -ss and a d-ck at once i.e. one who is a rude/mean and a tool at once and possibly all of the time.
bobby joe comes walking down the hall with his shirt collar popped and blatantly ignores claudia when she says h-llo to him; she turns to her biffel amanda and says “wow. what an -ssd-ck.”
someone who has an -ss in their d-ck. also used as an insult against gays and the thai.
tyrone: yo
bobby: what?
tyrone: you’re an -ss d-ck!
bobby: say what? i haven’t got a d-ck stuck up my -ss!
tyrone: you’re gay, and thai! get out here you minority!
bobby: 🙁
a scarcely doc-mented and extremely rare medical condition in which the afflicted actually suffers from a d-ck hanging out of his or her -ss.
ross was born with such an enormous -ssd-ck that it looks like he is always wearing a diaper with ten pounds of doo doo in it.