assdove
1. one who is soft on the -ss.
2. when -n-l s-x feels like pretty white birds flying out of your -ss. or in.
3. when one of g-d’s creatures sh-ts on your face.
1. you’re so nice to my -ss ;; your c-ck is like a little birdie.
2. …was that a fart, or an -ssdove? :c
3. godd-mnit. -ssdove must die.
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aka chris gomez
why is chris such an -ssdove?
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