Assembly-safe Shuriken
any small but dense food item served as an hors d’oeuvres at a wedding; the spinach vomit-bomb is the most common type of -ssembly-safe shuriken. since there are always dozens of these left over when the c-cktail hour has expired, mischievous guests load their pockets with them, then fling them at annoying guests – which is hard to spot when in a room with 225 people. typical victims include annoying mother-in-laws, the guy who showed up in the white tux with a pickle stashed in his underpants, and that annoying aunt who manages to interrupt every dance and photo opportunity to get her ugly flowered dress and $10 wal-mart sneakers into the frame.
“aunt may was being a total douchehound so i pegged that b-tch in the head with an -ssembly-safe shuriken. now they can get the wedding party photos done while she combs crumbs out of her hair for an hour.”
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