assface


1) one who has the face of an -ss
2) one who has an -ss for a face
3) one who has the appearance of two protruding b-ttcheeks just below one’s forehead
look at that -ssface
a multipurpose insult (note: the person in question’s face may bear no resemblence to an -ss)
carol was being such an -ss face today.
someone who either a) does something to p-ss you off or b) does something stupid. synonomous with jack-ss, loser, dumb-ss, idiot, b-tch, jerk, etc.
gah mary! why’d you have to kick all my sh-t over? you -ssface!!!
one who’s face looks like an -ss
hey -ss face, it’s your chin that does it.
noun – a person whose behavior is so completely and utterly atrocious that the only explanation is that the person has an -ss for a face and as such must live up (or down as it were) to the face.
those insane extremists who blame disastrous, natural phenomena on g-d punishing, the gay community, the historical slave owners, and the all encomp-ssing “sinners”. those people? -ssfaces.
an individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his -ss. in most cases, the face takes on the role of the -ss and vice-versa. so, it is not uncommon for an -ssface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of sh-t.
he’s such an -ssface – have you heard the sh-t that comes out of his mouth?
(1) a person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) drop-dead ugly
“straighten up, -ssface, people are watching.”
“holy sh-t — that guy has an -ssface.”

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