assfault
n. -ssfault is a more elegant and more sophisticated term to replace the relatively more vulgar b-ttcrack or its synonym, -sscrack.
etymology: -ssfault is a conjoining of two terms: “-ss,” which refers to the posterior of a person, and “fault” which is a geological term indicating a break or a crack.
after the long bike ride over the asphalt my -ssfault was very sore… i think i need a new seat.
dude 1: dude– pull up your pants. i can see your b-tt is broken!
dude2: what?
dude1: i can see your -ssfault!
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a disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice -ss look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).
cellulite is a major -ssfault. it can make the nicest -sses go bad.
a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your -ssigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.
“the obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an -ss fault when his b-tt spilled over into my seat.”
1. like a foot fault in bowling this kind of fault is because of your -ss and this isn’t crossing the line of where you cant step this is crossing the line of how the air should smell
an -ss fault is a fart
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