Assflab


when a fat person walks in front of you and and you can’t stop staring at that random skin flap that is on both -ss cheeks that makes it look like they have four -ss cheeks.
“dude, check out jen’s -ssflab.”

“ah man! f-ckin’ gross, not cool.”

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