assfuck juice
a concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap -ss vodka (vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just f-cked in the -ss. a.k.a pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. makes one h-ll of a night, but usually ends on a bad note
“man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. it really f-cked me in the -ss though. what should we call it?”
“how about -ssf-ck juice.”
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