assgrafter
1.) someone who attaches unnatural objects to his or her -ss.
steve: “did you hear about charlie and his hamster?”
jane: “sure did – that must have really torn some stuff up, huh?”
steve: “i guess… that’s what you get for bein’ an -ssgrafter.”
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