Asshole Feature
(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. combined these features -ssist in creating douche bag appeal.
jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the macbook pro due to the -sshole features. the backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.
bmws automobiles are loaded with -sshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
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