asshole gingivitis
a disease in which the -sshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blisters, green fungus, acute pain whenever one sits down, or the insatiable urge to fill -sshole region with listerine or toothpaste. is highly contagious and can be transmitted in multiple ways. so dangerous being in the same room with one who has a-ginge will result in at least the basic transmittance of qualities such as being stupid or a giant douche bag or excessively loud.
“can jimmy come out to play?”
“sorry, jimmy has to stay in bed. his doctor says he has -sshole gingivitis, and should stay away from other kids.”
ronny was an employee at the charmin toilet paper factory, but because he had an unreported case of -sshole gingivitis, almost 5 million people complained of symptoms related to -sshole gingivitis.
“matthew, shut up. stop making up stories about b-mming harry’s mom up the -ss. it’s probably just an excuse for the -sshole gingivitis you now have.”
“your -sshole gingivitis is so raunch it’s oozing out of your pants. and where is my mouth wash?”
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