Asshole Texting
when someone is constantly sending picture messages involving p-rn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being r-t-rded. these messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone’s memory. sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can’t think of anything to say worth while. can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can’t stand it anymore.
“dammit!… this is the tenth time i’ve gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked germans.”
“dude looks like you’re a victim of -sshole texting.”
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- ass mugged
when a person wipes his r-ct-m onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly my boss took out all his cr-p on me today so i -ss mugged him to make me feel better.
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to involitarily empty your gastro-intestinal system through your -ss. causes extreme pain. after effects may include bleeding after wiping. i just -ss purged and now i can’t sit down.
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an indoor sp-ce overrun with jack-sses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits. the u.s. senate trains scholars of the legal cl-ssroom to holler in the legal -ssroom.