assless curlybird
a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.
“i thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn’t have much of an -ss on it; it musta been an -ssless curlybird.”
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