assling


the sp-wn of a large, hairy man’s -ss.
the -sslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

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    the study of the -ss proper. most men are students of this discipline. -ssology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone. also see -ssologist. 1. when i grow up i want to study -ssology. 2. do you want to go to the pub and study -ssology? […]

  • ass panther

    derogative slang for h-m-s-xual men. meaning a dude who stalks another dudes p–per for his own pleasure. guy#1dude why has jim been following that new guy around work all day? its kinda creepy. guy #2cause jim is a friggin -ss panther.

  • assquake

    the act of lifting ones -ss and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury. “oh my god we’re under attack!” “why?” “the whole house shook!” “is kerryann home?” “yea, why?” “it was an -ssquake… she’s an -ssquaker.” “oh i thought so.” 4 more definitions add your own the result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. […]

  • asssholw

    obviously it means, in lamer terms, “f-ck u” as show by the following conversation. big sugar ur a complete -sssholw please define -sssholw for me i’m curious to know f-ck u

  • ass spelonker

    one who paric-p-tes in the act of searching inside people’s anul cavaties. also, an individual who searches in or for -sses. shut up you -ss spelonker, i know you’ve been looking up your dad’s -ss to find that missing ring of yours. or… you got sh-t on your face you -ss spelonker.


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