assload
more than a lot but less than a sh-tload
man, i have an -ssload of reading for history tonight.
the term “-ss load” can be found in the old testament of the bible. g-d tells noah to bring an -ss’s load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. thus an -ss load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (-ss).
the term is used again in the new testament when jesus shares the parable of rosie o’donnell’s booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 -ss loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly b-tch.
your mom’s jugs must weigh more than 2 -ss loads.
the burden that can be borne by one’s -ss (equus asinus)
and he said unto his sons, saddle me the -ss. so they saddled him the -ss: and he rode thereon, and was an -ssload. (kings 1, 13:13)
an extremely large amount that is beyond any other word, and so one can only resort to using a profanity. the subject being described also usually annoys the h-ll out of you.
michael: “hey, so you wanna go grab some drinks tonight?”
jerry: “nah, man, i can’t. i have a test tomorrow, and i need to catch up on, like,…. an -ssload of homework.”
when speaking of quant-ty: an amount more than which is easily countable
when speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
when speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
when used as a noun: a wad of s-m-n released by a man inside the -n-s of another person (male or female alike)
“i got an -ss load of collectible cars in my attic.”
“how big is my house? it’s got an -ss load of sp-ce!”
“jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. he’s taking an -ss load of time”
“i gave your sister an -ssl oad last night!”
a whole bunch of.
this is true except for when referring to tp in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.
nate: dude, bring me some tp.
penguin: well, how much do you need?
nate: are you serious? a f-ck’n roll.
penguin: we have to conserve. al gore, remember.
nate: holy sh-t! i need at least three -ssloads, maybe four. so figure it out penguin or i’ll wipe my -ss with your pillow.
the average amount of weight that can be carried by an -ss (or donkey) for a full day of travel.
make sure not to overdo that -ssload, we have a long way to travel.
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