Asslol
a person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of cr-p containing at least some degree of hilarity. it is has been hypothesised that said “-sslols” subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and c-sserlol. it has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.
-sslol: my friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day…
person: omg really? that is so sad and unfortunate…
-sslol: yeah… a strong currant pulled him in.
person: dude you are such a f-cking -sslol.
that person who keeps sending you lolcat pictures while you’re trying to get work done.
“i’ve got to get this spreadsheet done but i can’t because that -sslol keeps sending me lolcats every five minutes!”
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