Assmacgyver


an escape artist for -ss ramming situations
jill managed to get teabagged but managed to escape
shes an -ssmacgyver

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  • Assness

    1. a word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating. 2. the quant-ty or quality of b-ttocks in a given situation or area. 1. if i had to describe this game’s -ssness, i just have to say: it’s very -ss! 2. i was at a “gentlemen’s club” yesterday, and the -ssness was extrordinary. 1 […]

  • Assochistic

    a state in which an individual indulges in experiencing pain in the rear end. that boy was laughing while he was being spanked. he is -ssochistic.

  • associasian

    a term for one who is asian by -ssociation. this is possible if you have an asian friend, neighbor, lover, or you know someone with an asian friend, neighbor or lover. brittney: my brother is totally dating an asian! chris: sweet! that totally makes you an -ssociasian! lee: my neighbor is an asian! kari: we’re […]

  • assphobia

    one whom is deathly afraid of penetrating the depth of the tar star. nena needs someone that does not have -ssphobia….she likes to piitb.

  • asspundit

    a political -n-lyst or other so-called learned person with particularly idiotic views. sean hannity’s views belie a lack of general knowledge and a dearth of reason, therefore he is an -sspundit. references both the tradition of using the word “-ss” to describe someone as a despicable person and an xkcd comic.


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