assmonger


one who sells donkeys on the street.
a lowly -ssmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.
(actually it’s my trademark phrase)
an -ss monger literally is one who sells or deals in -sses, used as an insult its pretty sweet
hey -ss monger, go live in a f-cking hole
a h-m-s-xual male who h–rds large amounts of man–ss for personal use. derrogatory term used much like ‘b-tch’
son of an -ssmonger!

that janitor’s starting to scare me. i think he’s an -ssmonger.
one who likes to take or give it up the -ss, a lot, i mean like everyday, literally everyday.
leonardo de caprio is an -ssmonger, him and boy george, they go at it like woah.

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