assnipresent


take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an -ss that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
“hey bro, fat f-nny is wiggling her -ss at you!”

“like, how can you tell she’s wiggling it at me?”

“’cause bro, it’s pointed right at you!”

“it looks like it’s pointing at everyone in the whole room. she’s -ssnipresent.”

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