assplode
a way of saying “explode” with a spanish accent. to burst violently.
that meth house is going to -ssplode one day.
to unexpectedly, and violently p–p ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. the moment was just as he had always imagined. he stood from his chair and knelt before her. just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. sadly, he had -ssploded.
diarrhea; or the same sort of actions
the people -ssplode in various days of the week.
to unexpectedly, and violently p–p ones pants
john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. the moment was just as he had always imagined. he stood from his chair and knelt before her. just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. sadly, he had -ssploded.
when you have gay b-tt s-x and blow a load in your boyfriends -ss. derived from -ss-plow-load
man that gay guy must get some serious -ssplode
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