asspoundee
an -sspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the february 27 2007 trading session, when the dow jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.
g-ddam i felt like an -sspoundee when i was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on february 27 2007!
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the ‘reciever’ in a male h-m-s-xual encounter. as opposed to the ‘giver’ or -sspounder
usually a weak little b-tch of a person.
the -sspoundee is easily spotted as exhibiting highly feminine characteristics, walks with a slight limp and fornicates with other men.
druv: “hey everybody! look at my new abercrombie and fitch shiny blue pants!”
hans: “wooo… how gay ist dat?! ”
herr kaufmann: “come here droov!! ”
claus: “yea droov…. f-kin -sspoundee!”
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