asstail
-sstail: noun
any kind of drink delivered from someones -ss, but preferably a mixed one.
just insert a rectal speculum, pour in some bourbon, sweet vermouth and have your “mixer” shake around to infuse some natural bitters, add a cherry for good measure and you’ve got a manhattan c-cktail, or should i say “-sstail”? now all you need to do is figure out how you’re gonna drink it – up or on your rocks?
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an extreme rectal prolapse that resembles a tail…
i was upset that jimmy fisted me and caused my -ss to fall out when i realized it might be a plus! he could jack off my -sstail!
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