Asstat
a statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they’re talking about.
they pulled the answer out of their -ss.
“if eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time”- -sstat
“you’ve ruined 67% of my life!”- -sstat
“i only lie 32% of the time”–sstat
“i’ve only locked you out of he house 32 times”–sstat
etc.
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a tattoo anywhere on the b-ttocks.
brandon: “hey check out my new -sstat!”
aaron: “woah! you got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!”
a tattoo found above the crack of a woman’s -ss. also popular with some gay men as well.
“i walked into a bar one night and it was predictable as could be with tons of tramps and their -ss tats for all the world to see. of course the tats were tribal.”
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when you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull -ss for yourself. instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your -ssvantage to get -ss. my dad is the drummer for the grateful dead… and although everyone tells me i should, i […]
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person who has an -ss where their head should be, only the word welp is used because it sounds more bad-ss. you my good man, are an -sswelp.
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