asstracks

streaks of sh-t that are left on the rear side of a toilet seat. they are usually left by an unsanitary w-nker who doesn’t clean up after him/her self. a sanitary individual who would like to use that toilet must then remove the -sstracks with a moist towlette or equivalent.
i really had to use the public restroom, but i couldn’t clean off the -sstracks.
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the stains a b-tt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. it is rare to spot -ss tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.
gabby: “the f-ck? did that girl just p-ss on that chair?”
delia: “no. she just left some -ss tracks. they’ll dry in a second.”
1. this is the line or ‘track’ of p–p left (usually on accident) on the inside of a pair of pants or on anything else one unwittingly sits on without pants too-soon after eating a bad meal.

2. sometimes it is the term for intentionally leaving a line of smeared sh-t on a division administrator’s desk.

3. applied to anyone being a douchebag/-sshole/meanyhead/player hater.
1. aw, man, my favorite chino’s are ruined from a huge -sstrack.

2. did you hear how treuxaun freaked out when she saw that huge -sstrack on her desk?

3. did you see fred break the tap on the keg? that guy is such an -sstrack!