Asstress


(noun) -ss.tress
definition -a woman who has been accepted to star in a play, music video(most of the times), or television show not for her preforming prowess, aesthetic appearance, or even sparkling personality but, for the size & bounciness of her -ss to use usually as a distraction from how bad said play, video, or show is or to just attempt to be s-xy.
the very beginning of pitbull’s hotel room service music video couldn’t be a more perfect example of a -sstress.

example#2:
man 1: -is watching a booty filled show- man there is some great actresses in this show.

-a 2nd man hears man 1 & enters the room-

man 2: -looks at show- no it don’t. all they doing is shaking -ss. they ain’t actresses they are -sstresses.

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