Assues
(contraction – -ss + issues) an unfavorable or unpleasant state or condition of one’s -sshole. may be caused by hemorrhoids, bad -ss hygiene or that habanero soaked enchilada from last night.
dude, you got any tucks, or prep-h? i’m having some serious -ssues today.
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the problems one experiences when the food they have eaten does not “agree” with them. often causing diarrhea, the runs, and gas. made by combining “issue” and “-ss”.
after eating all that mexican food i’m having mad -ssues.
i was late for the meeting because i was stuck in the bathroom dealing with my -ssues.
any -ss related problems or phobias.
state or manner of someone continuously being an -sshole.
i have to go to the doctor. i’m having some -ssues.
my husband wants me to stick things up his b-tt. he’s got some -ssues.
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