Assuing


this is when you take the ‘me’ out of the word ‘-ssuming,’ therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase “when you -ssume, you make an -ss out of ‘you’ and ‘me.'” this is only making an -ss out of the other person.
toby “i guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will p-ss out and get written on with permanent marker.”

jafar “hey man, when you -ssume you are making an -ss out of you and me!”

toby “no, i’m -ssuing. i’m only making an -ss out of you.”

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