Asswiper
a person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they’d go so far as to wipe their bosses -ss to show their dedication
“the reason peter got the promotion over tom is because peter is an -sswiper”
same as -ss wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.
my ex-husband is a short little -ss wiper!
a s-xual move perform after -n-l s-x to avoid human waste on a man’s p-n-s.
the pitcher squeezes the catcher’s -ss cheeks together while pulling out his p-n-s.
guy: so last night i was b-ttf-cking my girl. after i pullout, i had sh-t all over my d-ck. guess she forgot to douche.
friend: thats easy to fix man, just do the -sswiper. its so easy a caveman can do it.
to wipe someone’s (adult) -ss other than your own
everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he -ss wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add -ss wiper to his resume.
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