Asthmatic-Hitler


when a girl is giving you f-ll-t–, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your p-n-s. while stuck, you take two fingers and smear p–p on her upper lip, giving her a hitler moustache. when you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the asthmatic-hitler.
steve: yo i’m pretty sure i’m going to jail
david: for what?
steve: i gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

david: sucks man..

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