Astro Docking


the process of sh-tting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one’s p-n-s. a solo version of docking.
f-ck, steve’s not here to dock my d-ck tonight. guess i’m going to have to astro dock myself. hope i don’t get caught astro docking.

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