astronaut’s wife


a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
hey look at jlo’s mom she is such an astronaut’s wife..
yeah i bet she’s like 90 but looks like she’s 20

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