Astronomical Epic Win
when even saying “epic win” is an understatement.
-after seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.
and he lands it.-
person: -speechless-… astronomical epic win!!!
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