Asymptotic Sexual
a type of s-xuality where one partic-p-tes in nearly all s-xual acts, except intercourse. individuals of this lifestyle are willing to “do things” up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. mutual masturbation, f-ll-t–, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one’s virginity is maintained.
also called asyms-xual.
because mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won’t have s-x until marriage. however, everything else is fair game, including blowies and -n-l. she is a total asymptotic s-xual.
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