Atenton Whore
pr-nounced: a-ten-ton wh-r-
the atenton wh-r- shares many of the same qualities as it’s relative, the attention wh-r-. they both use the same tactic of creating drama or causing a scene in order to gain attention or to momentarily fuel their hideous egos. however, there is one difference between the two… the atenton wh-r- is fat as f-ck. like she probably has a lifetime membership to mcdonalds, or her own gravitational force kind of fat.
-while in the middle of my f-cking econ final-
-cheyenne: “omg this room is so hot, i’m sweating on my paper”
-awkward silence in the room
-cheyenne: “seriously, no one thinks it’s hot in here? well you’re all dumb as h-ll. i can’t take this test, i’m leaving”
-jason: i’m surprised that fat b-tch could make it to the door without stopping for a doughnut break.
-jordan: right? she’s the biggest atenton wh-r- that i’ve ever seen.
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