Athileptic


an athileptic is a person that believes they possess great athletic skills, but their in-game performance more closely resembles an epileptic seizure.

can be used as a noun or an adjective.
tyrone: i thought you said mike could play?

petey: he said he could.

tyrone: looks athileptic to me.

petey: i won’t pick him up next week.

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