Athletic Ballsnatcher


when someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their n-ts-ck stuck in the bicycle chain. it usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.
“jack, did you see grandpa? hes down the corner yelling help my n-ts-cks in the bike chain!” looks like grandpa had an athletic b-llsn-tcher.

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