atilf
short for, “autistic techie i’d like to f-ck”.
the term originated in san francisco, due to the density of highly attractive but completely socially inept tech workers.
bill: wow kate is a total atilf. i’d definitely tap that.
rick: good luck having a conversation with her bro, she only speaks python.
tom: thinks to himself, “d-mn, nancy is such an atilf, i have to invite her over for dinner and netflix.”
tom: hey nancy, want to come over this friday for dinner?
nancy: i only eat sriracha and toast when i’m not coding, plus google told me my cat has fungal meningitis so this weekend is not good for me.
becky: hey jeff, want to come get lunch with the other team members and me?
jeff: no becky. i don’t. i only eat soylent.
trisha: mark would be a total atilf if he showered more than once a week and his one hoodie didn’t smell like pot.
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