Atkinson’s Luck


when a person gets lucky at such an abnormal level, he/she’s friend begin to question the the doubts of life itself.
1 – i wish i was jakob
2 – why so?
1 – well he got tickets to that amazing concert, he got himself a car, and he scored with the hottest girl at school! how the h-ll does that happen?
2 – atkinson’s luck, dear boy -pats shoulder, looks into sky dramatically- atkinson’s luck

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