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a city with lots of rich people in the north end, and lots of ghetto types in the south end. also lots of traffic, new economy jobs, and coca-cola.
hey, wanna goto atl for some work? sure!
hey, i went south of the train tracks and got a bullet in the -ss!
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beatiful atlanta- can you see it?

atlanta

my beautiful city
atlanta is a small city. when most people referance atlanta they mean to referance metro atlanta which would include the suburbs. only 400,000 people live within atlanta city limits while 4 million people live in the suburbs. so, as you might expect, living in the burbs is not a status symbol in atlanta because just about everyone does. atlanta is the capital of the south as the cultural, business, and spiritual center hub. here is a breakdown of atlanta and her suburbs:

atlanta:
buckhead(uptown): this is the wealthiest community of the metro area. most of the people that hail from buckhead grew up in million dollar mansions and went to an elite buckhead private school. it’s an unspoken rule that if you have money and you live inside atlanta, you shouldn’t subject your kids to the horrors of public schools. high cl-ss shopping(versace, lois vuitton, gucci, armani, etc.) can be found at lenox or phipps, two huge malls right accross the street from eachother. this district is also home to the city’s best dining options, along with the best night spots. buckhead is also the center of atlanta’s amazingly large black gay community. most black gays are dl and “straight acting” so most people cant identify them. if you are woman looking for a black man in atanta you might wanna shy away from buckhead because most likely you would end up being your man’s cover. 30327 is a purely sickly wealthy residential community in west buckhead and was rated the most affluent zip code in the southeast.the kids that grow up in 30327 have no concept of reality whatsoever.

midtown: midtown has some great restaurants but is known for two things…piedmont park(atlants’s largest and nicest park) and being the hub of atlanta’s large gay community. because atlanta was invaded by northerners and westerners(its hard as h-ll to find a native atlantan), people here are very progressive and all races and lifestyles are respected.

downtown: boring…but home to many coporate headquaters and tourist attractions like the georgia aquarium, grant park, the cnn center, centenial olympic park, the mlk center, etc. also home to georgia state university. not many people actually live downtown.

south of downtown: the ghetto. the gated campuses of morehouse and spelman are the only nice attrations on the southside of atlanta. notice i did not mention clark atlanta because that school is ghetto as h-ll, but many take pride in that fact.

the burbs:
sandy springs: a recently incorporated city just north of buckhead. most of the residents are rich as h-ll. most of the kids go to private school. hispanics stay along roswell road in apartments but the new mayor, eva galambos, has already vowed to tear down alot of the run down apartments along roswell road and turn then into condos to”prtect the image of the city”. if that happens sandy springs will become the richest city in georgia.

cobb county: cobb county is largely white and mostly middle cl-ss. east cobb is the richest area where homes dont exist at prices beneath 500,000 dollars. south cobb is black but still middle cl-ss, although you wouldnt know it by the way many of the kids act in cities like smyrna and mableton. most everyone in the county stays in homes that are priced from the 200s to the 400s. the exception of course are those that reside in east cobb where most live in homes around 800-900,000 dollars.

gwinnett: diverse!!! like every race on earth lives in gwinnett county and the people of gwinnett are very proud of that. gwinnett is also economically diverse. you have your dirt poor areas like norcross where the mexicans live and your upper middle cl-ss areas like the sugarloaf country club in duluth where the rich white people live. everything in atlanta is self segregated according to cl-ss and race. get used to it. blacks live everywhere in gwinnett county and so do the asians. most of gwinnett aint so well off though. you’ll be hard pressed to find whole communities of wealthy residents.

north fulton: home to alpharetta and roswell. alpharetta is a city full of rich people. poor people dont exist there. its almost entirely white. a large number of atlanta celebrities live in alpharetta’s score of country clubs including usher, whitney houston, and ludacris. roswell is a middle cl-ss city…average suburbia.

dekalb county: segregated. and thats the way the whites and the blacks prefer it. the white people live in the northern half and the black people live on the southside of the county. dunwoody is the prize community of the northern part. it has great public schools and beautiful homes. it also has a huge jewish population. decatur is a wanna be ghetto city that has nice homes with thuggish inhabitants. lithonia and parts of stone mountain are rich as h-ll. and these areas are almost all black.

clayton county: ghetto as h-ll. home prices dont rise above 250k and crime abounds. a reason why claiming you are from an atlanta suburb doesnt mean sh-t.

south fulton: the cascade neighborhood is famous for being home to atlanta’s black old money. every atlanta black mayor has lived there. and this includes shirley franklin. cascade is wealthy and its all black. you name a civil rights leader from atlanta and they probably own a home in cascade. most of their children go to woodward academy. sandtown is an upper middle cl-ss black community just south of cascade and the rest of south fulton is country as h-ll.

forsyth: dangerous for black people.

more wealthy atlata asians live in zip 30097 in northeast fulton than anywhere else. hispanics are in every part of the city but the heart of the hispanic communtiy is along buford highway, atlanta’s international corridor. please note that things are segregated much more along cl-ss lines than racial lines.
“why is everything so segregated in atlanta?”
“because everyone in atanta is obsessed with money!!”
the urban sprawl capital of the world
person driving through atlanta exurbs: does this sh-t ever end? why the h-ll would anyone want to live out here?

atlanta resident: because it has “great schools” (to get away from black people), and so they can afford to live in a 4000 sq ft house.
the most liberal progressive city in the south. the seat of black economic, cultural and political power in america. also the birthplace of crunk music/hip hop (lil’ jon, usher, yin yang twins, ludacris, t.i., bonecrusher, outkast, goodie mob, etc.) also tied with miami for the hottest nightclubs and girls in the south. interracial dating haven. kinky s-x mecca for conventioners.
beautiful skyline. almost total population migrated from somewhere else.
“man i went to visit my cousin in atlanta, i didn’t want to leave.”

“d-mn dude, every rapper on tv is from atl.”
-the capitol of georgia
-home of coca cola, the 1996 olympics, a sh-tload of traffic and hartsfield airport
-where georgia’s mcmansion-suburbanites claim to live
-the only place in the world where on december 23rd one can ice skate outdoors and then go play in the fountain at centennial park
“are you going to atlanta for christmas?”
“don’t remind me.”
without a doubt the crunkest city, the most chill city, the most awesome city, my home, i love it and everyone in it and everything about it. no other definitions even come close to the true definition of the a, a place like no other and anyone who has ever lived there knows exactly what i’m talking about. smoke one!
-“man, i just got back from atlanta and i’ve been coughing ever since!”

-“yeah, i heard they had a lot of smog in atlanta.”

-“well whatever you want to call it, i’ve never smoked so much weed in my life!”

one of the most underrated cities in the u.s. every city likes to claim they are unique, but we are the only ones that i feel, are truly unique. before all the yuppie transplant outsiders came in, we were a cross between a small town and a big city, which was awesome. however, when the 96′ olympics came, we started to sell out and lose a bit of that charm we are known for. unlike all other major cities in the u.s. we are the only city that is actually equally spread out as far as things to see and do. our whole culture does not reside in or rely on our downtown area, but rather multiple area that are linked to the down town area. there is something for everyone here. as well as throughout the state of georgia, unlike most states, we don’t need a lone city to make our state looks appealing and great.

1. little five points a quirky part of town where hippies and goths and all things ecentic reside
2. virgina highlands a place where rich suburbanites hang
3. midtown/buckhead, great shops and pubs, a place where anybody who’s anybody frequent.
3. downtown, mianly a business area, so not a lot of cultural things down here, but where a lot of rich history resides (if they aren’t selling out and tearing them down in the name of tourism), mlk center, margret mitch-ll house, wooddruff arts/ the high, the fox, cenntenial olympic park, grant park, the cylorama,georgia aquarium, cnn building as well as a host of eating places, both affordable and expensive to taste.

we also have one of the world’s biggest, busiest and best airports in the world

although i don’t like the direction atlanta is turning in now, i liked it better when only natives were living here, i still love atlanta and my heart is here. you’ll never get bored here because there’s something to see or do at every corner. i take pride in the eccentic people to come out of this beautiful city, because they represent just out eccentric our little city is and how different we really are (or atleast were) from every other city in the u.s. you have to have lived here for a number of years to understand our charm. those who don’t are just jealous and have an inferiority complex about their own birth place, that they have to knock atlanta down in order to elevate the status of their own city.
anyone who says that you get shot in college park, is obviously not from atlanta and is either white or lame, or both. it’s college park, good grief, not oakland, ca!! y’all must come straight out of hicksville if you think college park is dangerous.
oh and by the way, while all y’all hatin on a-town, please believe there must be something special about this place for everybody to keep coming here to live…. i mean really you can get an affordable lifestyle anywhere besides atlanta, but you know this is where it’s at, so don’t hate.
“i like how everything is so spread out in atlanta, it forces you to discover hidden treasures in the city, as opposed to talking a sidewalk down to the local pizza or cheesesteak joint”

“cultures are defined by the city of atlanta, atlanta is not defined by the cultures that reside here”

p1: so where ae you from?
me: atlanta
p1: really? what are you, like only one of two locals left??