ATM machine


abbreviation for automatic teller machine machine
abbreviation -ss to mouth machine. not to be confused with an automated teller machine, which would be redundant. an -ss to mouth machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious s-xual service.
no man, look for the sign that says atm, not atm machine. the atm machine will just sodomize you and take your money.
the words uttered by a complete moron atm is short for automated teller machine.
when you say atm machine your using machine twice.
sid: i just got some cash from the atm machine.
luke: great is it to make a payment to the department of redundancy department, you looser.
sid: what?
luke: you just said automated teller machine machine!!!!!
a turing machine defined as:
a_tm = {| m is a tm and m accepts w}
this machine test input w on all possible turing machine configurations m with the -ssumption of finding a halt: accept/reject state. notes about a_tm
1. it is undecidable
2. an oracle tm can supposedly decide it.
3. due to the halting problem it does not necessarily detect a halt.
4. it is a common tm to use in decidability reductions.
for more information go to school, buy a book, or look online. disclaimer- i’m not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you when she finds out you’re wasting your time on this.
deciding the compliment of all_cfg
create oracle tm for a_tm.
t^a_tm = “on input
1. construct tm n where
n = “on any input:
1. run all_cfg in parrallel on all strings in e-
2. if all_cfg creates any of these strings accept, else reject
2. query the oracle to determine whether any string in e- was created by all_cfg and see if exists in a_tm
3. if oracle answers no, accept, if yes, reject

this should decide ~all_cfg in relation to a_tm.
atm machine. one who is notorious for going -ss-to-mouth.
“d-mn that girl chelsea is really an atm machine!”
a person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a p-n-s, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person’s -n-s. see atm.
that chick i picked up last night was a real atm machine
n. rich people
n. street b-tches, hookers!
n. p-ssy
n. hot girls
n. whatever gives money
1- bill gates is a human atm machine in a flesh!
2- look at the atm machine with the pink mini-skirt, she got fat -ss!
3- girls are lucky, no matter how stupid they are, their atm machine hooks them up with a nice future!
4- look at them walking atm machines!
5- uh oh, these hungry thugs said it was atm machine night, the paper’s gotta come from somewhere.

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