atomic blumkin


is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the sh-tter while his girl is sucking his c-ck and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males -ss
mike was having an atomic sh-t and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of c-m and a face full of sh-t

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