Atomic Egg Crate


the same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. in addition to the t-st-cl-s being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally p-ssed out victim, the head of the p-n-s is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). cameras still remain a prevalent force.
“dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. i was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was p-ssed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. i had to but the atomic egg crate. it’s what jesus would’ve done.”

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